Feelings vs. Workout. Workout is the Loser

They definitely don't go well together. When you feel overwhelmed with grief, sadness, misery and/or sorrow, you don't rush to grab your running shoes and workout towel to hit the gym. Instead, you grab a bottle from the liquor cabinet and hit the suffering right in the head with apocalyptic gulps. No need for sneakers or towel to fill up the glass. You might not even need the glass, if you are like me. Straight from the bottle at short intervals, the most effective cardio workout. You won't loose weight, but you'll be well-trained in hopelessness. Good luck and sweet libation! 

Life Coaching Squad

I always had a hard time understanding the purpose of life coaching, probably because the very word  "coach" makes me cringe. Imagine that, instead of a pair of Yehova Witnesses, tall blond white-shirted people knocking at your door to teach you about Jesus, you'd have a pair of happy clowns posing in front of you, ready to preach about your upcoming happiness. All you have to do is let happiness enter your heart. Too much pomposity and arrogance given to an entity (the coach) that's supposed to bring out the best of you, but with the very means of being mean to you: to challenge you, to provoke you, to straighten you up in order to put you back on the Map of Eternal Bliss. 

Airport Coffee 

Have you noticed the taste of North American coffee vs. the European one? So did I. Yet, there is a special difference that makes the European airports the champions of coffee. First off, it's meant to be drunk sitting in a comfortable and fancy armchair or a latest-trend minimalist chair. North American airport coffee, one has it standing up around a high cheap table elbowing with strangers in a hurry to finish up the drink. Which drink, most of the times, is served in paper cups with a plastic cover advertising for some hygienic products or water parks. Whereas the European coffee sits foamy and elegantly in a ceramic tumbler with a sophisticated handle. But the biggest difference of all is that European coffee does smell and taste like coffee.  

Singlehood in F Flat

For me, it works well in any other flat key. Very important to keep it in flat. As well important, to give it a full scale with half-tones and accidentals added to the key signature. In fact, singlehood proved to be the best harmonic scale of my existence. I don't doubt the benefits and the bless of togetherness in couples and triples (or whatever is out there), but celibacy unfolds my inside world in a tune that's unknown for those living in communities, families or couples.   

Wheel Therapy

It's recommended to take your rage out when you have the chance.  And that chance shouldn't be when holding the wheel. Never understood the sympathy for multi-tasking swearing and driving.